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@vaporeon_ yeah i know, i’m just saying how i specifically know how much memory nginx uses on “my” servers

@vaporeon_ @wallhackio that would be a bit old school these days but there’s still a lot of PHP web applications out there. we have one at work; theoretically i’ll do some work on it at some point in the future

@vaporeon_ that is hard to do well because purrograms commonly allocate way more memory than they actually ever use (idk how this really works tbh but the kernel does a lot of magic here). htop will give you reasonable enough answers. if your purrogram is being supervised by systemd, systemctl status will tell you current and peak memory usage but idk what exactly it is calculating

nginx uses less than 10 megs of ram on my servers!!! it’s small!!!!! it has few dependencies!!!! just run it!!!!!!

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in one video somebody had listed their docker images and their nginx image was over a hundred fucking megabytes. nginx is tiny!!! what the fuck do you need a hundred megabytes FUR???

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why are there so many youtube videos about deploying a dockerized version of nginx. why do you need docker to deploy fucking nginx

Thoughtful little beauty. From a glass plate negative in my collection.

@vaporeon_ it’s not like it really would absolve them if they’re not lying anyway. the casual evil of just not bothering to check what the computer tells you to do. or of checking, not caring, and then just using the computer as an excuse

oh i furgot the about that joke from puss in boots: the last wish where jack horner pulls out excalibur and it’s still stuck in the stone. and he had just like, extracted the whole-ass stone. i thought that was a great joke in the theatre

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