@vaporeon_ the big fluffy boy!!!
@vaporeon_ (does wadi ever gigantamax?)
@vaporeon_ big fluffy friend
@monorail @wallhackio why did that fsmash hit though
@Satsuma @wallhackio good-ass movie
@amy hi amy, nya
terrible
@monorail PSA showing photos of ny’all in the hospital, ending on the messaging “always hit your techs”
@coriander anti-woke how even
Jortage expense report (November 2025)
Storage: 73.30 TiB (+1.00)
Fastly (CDN/storage): $0.00 (±$0.00)
OVH (hosting): $174.26 (+$57.60)
Backblaze (backups): $15.44 (+$1.11)
Subtotal: $189.70 (+$58.71)
Contributions: $516.34 (+$50.00)
Total (out of pocket): $0.00 (±$0.00) <3
OVH bill is only higher this month due to migration to a new (cheaper) server. The OVH bill will be $94.27 next month, a decrease of $22.39 despite being a notable hardware upgrade.
Thank you all for keeping Jortage and us afloat, as we provide fast & cheap media hosting for 99 fedi instances!
@Satsuma @wallhackio make a better one where the speech animation used their big-ass mouths
@wallhackio @coriander calm down
@vaporeon_ *gives you several more treats in succussion*
@vaporeon_ *gives you a vaporeon treat*
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. it/she and more. i automatically change my pfp on the furst post of the day
GlitchCat syscatmin and meowstodev; @ me about techincal problems with the instance, or fur feature requests. i got a job due to some extent to my work on this instance
i am the kind of furry who is a weirdo horny freak (affectionate) about it but i don’t talk about that much on this account
available via email with the same username and domain. DM/email for other purrotocols
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