æʃliŋ, ring racers purropawgandist @aescling@cat.family
- website
- https://æscling.cat.family
- neopronouns
- æ / ær / æi / æin / æinselves
- https://misskey-hub.net/ns#isCat
- true
- pawprint
- openpgp4fpr:104798A74A3F3CEA9B29B369B34C7264BB895704
- header
- miss bird and miss cat, by mira ongchua
Owner
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. she/it. i automatically change my pfp on the furst post of the day
GlitchCat syscatmin and meowstodev; @ me about techincal problems with the instance, or fur feature requests. i got a job due to some extent to my work on this instance
i have very strong opinions about the sonic furanchise. pokémon has me in a chokehold when it comes to merchandise
available via email with the same username and domain. DM/email for other purrotocols
workplace policy is to clarify that all of my opinions expressed here are my own, and not those of my employer
“all this shit is still incomprehensible but im glad u accomplished something” ―@wallhackio
“i feel mildly relieved that the obscure and esoteric code that i use to build the site will always be definitely outclassed by the obscure and esoteric code that you use to serve it” ―@Lady
Joined Sep 2021
why is the chester bennington remix of numb so goddamn good
@monorail @wallhackio why did that fsmash hit though
ny’all, including you, 
*does a big stretchy*
*even stretches out toebeans*
Via flickr https://flic.kr/p/1112hZ3354 (Elias Rovielo)
#Fox #Bot
🎵 at first i didn’t realize
🎵 i needed all this cup
“Biggering” but it’s about a woman growing herself new tits
terrible
@monorail PSA showing photos of ny’all in the hospital, ending on the messaging “always hit your techs”
@coriander anti-woke how even
Jortage expense report (November 2025)
Storage: 73.30 TiB (+1.00)
Fastly (CDN/storage): $0.00 (±$0.00)
OVH (hosting): $174.26 (+$57.60)
Backblaze (backups): $15.44 (+$1.11)
Subtotal: $189.70 (+$58.71)
Contributions: $516.34 (+$50.00)
Total (out of pocket): $0.00 (±$0.00) <3
OVH bill is only higher this month due to migration to a new (cheaper) server. The OVH bill will be $94.27 next month, a decrease of $22.39 despite being a notable hardware upgrade.
Thank you all for keeping Jortage and us afloat, as we provide fast & cheap media hosting for 99 fedi instances!
@Satsuma @wallhackio make a better one where the speech animation used their big-ass mouths
@vaporeon_ *gives you several more treats in succussion*
@vaporeon_ *gives you a vaporeon treat*
Via flickr https://flic.kr/p/111bu8HG3 (J. Michel (aka: Mitch) Carriere)
#Fox #Bot
@vaporeon_ whao, it’s a vaporeon online!
- website
- https://æscling.cat.family
- neopronouns
- æ / ær / æi / æin / æinselves
- https://misskey-hub.net/ns#isCat
- true
- pawprint
- openpgp4fpr:104798A74A3F3CEA9B29B369B34C7264BB895704
- header
- miss bird and miss cat, by mira ongchua
Owner
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. she/it. i automatically change my pfp on the furst post of the day
GlitchCat syscatmin and meowstodev; @ me about techincal problems with the instance, or fur feature requests. i got a job due to some extent to my work on this instance
i have very strong opinions about the sonic furanchise. pokémon has me in a chokehold when it comes to merchandise
available via email with the same username and domain. DM/email for other purrotocols
workplace policy is to clarify that all of my opinions expressed here are my own, and not those of my employer
“all this shit is still incomprehensible but im glad u accomplished something” ―@wallhackio
“i feel mildly relieved that the obscure and esoteric code that i use to build the site will always be definitely outclassed by the obscure and esoteric code that you use to serve it” ―@Lady
Joined Sep 2021
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