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@coriander this shit ain’t nothin’ to me
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@coriander waking up from a night spent in the coffin of trans u gender to find my gender has been transed to that of him who this shit means nothing to, and recording an entire new episode of dracula flow on the spot
since when did we get noticed enough fur toots like https://sk.lunya.pet/notes/afru3ipfxurj01u0 to happen lol
@coriander that damn grass cat did a number on me
@coriander it is difficult to fit milotic into a small pfp ok
@coriander i look like a typhlosian to you? this is a milotic
@vaporeon_ extremely skilled with tail
@vaporeon_ no
@vaporeon_ in short, popular electronic music purroducer
@vaporeon_ dude often credited with bringing electro house into the mainstream, especially with the dance hit “satisfaction”
@coriander the post was exactly like that
@coriander i remember once reading one of his final blog posts when i heard about his book and then being turned off from the idea of reading the book by the, uh, writing… quality. so i’m not at all surpurrised to hear this
the secret hath been finally uncovered!
@norikawa @cam @wallhackio Extremely Fat Dick Network
@aescling @wallhackio this is accurate because in my dream there was a counter in everyone’s bio indicating how many times they got the award
I had a dream that there were random popups on efdn, like those site games where there will randomly be a pokemon in the sidebar or whatever and you can catch it. except these were being displayed in real time to all users and anyone had the potential to be the first to click on it.
the popups were not pokemon. there was a singular type of popup and it was literally just the text “fat cock award” displayed in times new roman font on the side of the screen. and somehow, despite not being on efdn, @wallhackio kept fucking sniping me and stealing the fat cock award before I could nab it
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. she/it. i automatically change my pfp on the furst post of the day
GlitchCat syscatmin and meowstodev; @ me about techincal problems with the instance, or fur feature requests. i got a job due to some extent to my work on this instance
i have very strong opinions about the sonic furanchise. pokémon has me in a chokehold when it comes to merchandise
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“all this shit is still incomprehensible but im glad u accomplished something” ―@wallhackio
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