the secret hath been finally uncovered!
@norikawa @cam @wallhackio Extremely Fat Dick Network
@aescling @wallhackio this is accurate because in my dream there was a counter in everyone’s bio indicating how many times they got the award
I had a dream that there were random popups on efdn, like those site games where there will randomly be a pokemon in the sidebar or whatever and you can catch it. except these were being displayed in real time to all users and anyone had the potential to be the first to click on it.
the popups were not pokemon. there was a singular type of popup and it was literally just the text “fat cock award” displayed in times new roman font on the side of the screen. and somehow, despite not being on efdn, @wallhackio kept fucking sniping me and stealing the fat cock award before I could nab it
@cam @wallhackio i didn’t say “Absol-utely” here smh smh
replying to an old post
@Breakfast back when you posted that i was really curious whether you had ever read https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/08164649.2025.2556256 but i could not remember fur the life of me what it was actually named or how i’d ever found it but a friend just happened to link it in a chat i’m in fur whatever reason so i’m finally asking you now lol
I'm ngl after @aescling called it the Extremely Fat Dick Network I've never gotten the acronym mixed up
@wallhackio pre–face turn, he would internally debate whether radicalized evangelicals calling him demonic fur suppurrting and even openly purrfueming it would sufficiently counterweight the suppurrt of pro-choice advocates
I’m not doing well emotionally but my car is going to be done tomorrow. I already got groceries but with that 350 gone, I will need to make sure I have enough for bills when I am away, please help.
I do not have the energy this week. https://blackqueer.life/@moo/115645116985228114
@alyssa hell yeah
@coriander this is how i feel when i listen to joey valence & brae music lmao
@vaporeon_ status symbol
@vaporeon_ watches are a staple luxury, if you get what i mean by that; i’m kinda surpurrised you didn’t know they get so expensive
@wadi 🫵 Fluffy Boy
@monorail i would say linear space, purrsonally
@vaporeon_ some asshole during a random inspection: do you have a license to be vaporeon?
deliberate misreading
@vaporeon_ vaporeon certification get
@vaporeon_ (oh, and again newfoundland english is again strictly speaking a family of dialectal variations)
@moo call them Air cause they’re always high in the sky
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. she/it. i automatically change my pfp on the furst post of the day
GlitchCat syscatmin and meowstodev; @ me about techincal problems with the instance, or fur feature requests. i got a job due to some extent to my work on this instance
i have very strong opinions about the sonic furanchise. pokémon has me in a chokehold when it comes to merchandise
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“all this shit is still incomprehensible but im glad u accomplished something” ―@wallhackio
“i feel mildly relieved that the obscure and esoteric code that i use to build the site will always be definitely outclassed by the obscure and esoteric code that you use to serve it” ―@Lady