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an astonishing number of commonly used english language bible translations can trace their lineage of revisions back to a translation of the new testament published by william tyndale in the early 16th century (he died at the hands of the church befur he could finish translating an entire christian canon)

@vaporeon_ cat 6 has significantly greater bandwidth than 5, and is the minimum you need fur gigabit ethernet

re: Advent of Code Day 1, Part 1 spoiler 

@wallhackio @vaporeon_ are you coercing n to the number type

*tries to awoo* ameeeeeew! :netkitty_mew: mew mew ameeeew!

@vaporeon_ shortest i can come up with is “AP microblogging software”, which i do not love

re: nsfw 

@wallhackio @cam 99% of the time i judge you in that siblingish way when you act like an annoying little shit like this, but i sadly must admit that this time made me laugh

It’s fine. I know what I’m doing. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

all caps 

wrestler: I AM THE ONE AND ONLY, THE GREATEST WRESTLER IN THE LEAGUE. NO ONE CAN DEFEAT ME. I AM ACHILLES!!!

*the crowd erupts into cheers. but suddenly:*

unseen wrestler: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

*as the other wrestler steps out into the light, the crowd immediately gasps in fear and recognition, and begins to boo*

announcer: oh, no! it’s Achilles’s Heel!

convincing a girl to do petplay with me bunting her with my head at full force :3

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A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.