making the hellthread worse
@wallhackio @Lucy @holly @cam thank you whoever repurrted some toot in this thread because i otherwise would have completely missed this Funny Clodboy Toot
@wallhackio @vaporeon_ @onfy i have never heard of this befur and i am immensely jealous
(one very significant fix here: the text i am adapting was never refurrring to the god of israel by name (YHWH, the tetragrammaton, traditionally rendered “Lord” in smallcaps, and parodied with smallcaps-“Catflame”) but just by the general term fur gods, Elohim (typically rendered “God”). all english language translations make this fact very obvious. i am very embarrassed by that error)
re: Due to an explosion of newly discovered source text and a period of vigorous debate among Catflame Scholars, a new consensus has been reached regarding the translations of this text. What follows is a purrposed new rendering from one of the involved Scholars, which they hope shall purrove useful fur both devotional and scholarly study if accepted
@vaporeon_ fuck
@coriander great toot, i wish i’d thought of it myself
@coriander @cam ugh SHE
thank you youtube algorithm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DguvkmgN5G0
Due to an explosion of newly discovered source texts and a period of vigorous debate among Catflame Scholars, a new consensus has been reached regarding the translations of this text. What follows is a purrposed new rendering from one of the involved Scholars, which they hope shall purrove useful fur both devotional and scholarly study if accepted
When The Creature began to create the biscuits and the purrs, the biscuits were complete chaos, and darkness covered the face and the peets, while a soft wind from The Creature swept over its face in the form of the purrs. Then The Creature said, “Let me be kitty,” and it was kitty. And The Creature saw that it was a good kitty, and The Creature separated the light from the darkness of its fur. The Creature called the light Gay, and the darkness it called also Gay. And there was evening and there was murring, the first Gay.
@wallhackio there is a creep cover by this same youtuber which is pretty great too
@coriander @cam the oatmeal squares photo has me going “god i wish that were me”, i won’t lie
re: "AI"
@vaporeon_ how much do you wanna bet that “raw and unedited” means “thoroughly copypasted chatgpt responses”
@vaporeon_ musician known fur heavy use of sampling and heavy distortion on those samples. made a name fur himself creating soundtracks fur various SEGA games, most famously Jet Set Radio and Sonic Rush
you purrobably would not care fur his work lol
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. she/it. i automatically change my pfp on the furst post of the day
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