æʃliŋ, purrepurrocessor @aescling@cat.family

@compufox
she got them apple bottom genes
food with the b’er* (with the b’er!)
the whole club was craving at her

* “butter”. this is a stretch. i’m sorry

@wallhackio @coriander i didn’t know tails was african-american

@vaporeon_ @wallhackio what if i made a bot that mentions @wallhackio if you mention @Clodsire@cat.family lol

@vaporeon_ @compufox secretly, the ISS actually stands fur International ’Splode Station, because all the astronauts’ vaporeon inexplicably used Self Destruct simply because they suddenly could. but the illuminati don’t want you to know this

@vaporeon_ @wallhackio isn’t she 50m tall now

@wallhackio @vaporeon_ i’m pretty sure TeXLive has a runtime dependency on perl

@wallhackio @vaporeon_ the linux kernel uses perl in its build system, so perl will likely never die

@wallhackio @vaporeon_ its purrimary use case is either fur the build systems of some old but impurrtant software, and in non-minimal builds of git

@The_T @wallhackio @amy there’s always adoption

do jolteon purrs sound like thunder

@wallhackio @coriander they had to give me horrible anxiety fur balance reasons, because otherwise the war between god and lucifer would have already ended

@coriander @wallhackio though nothing beats me

@coriander @wallhackio another satan w tbh

@packetcat fur my own amusement i’m gonna deliberately misinterpret this as a hornypost