@Satsuma @Lady @wallhackio of course you’ve handled a cow
@Lady @Satsuma @wallhackio pawjob
@Lady @Satsuma @wallhackio anyway i think it comes from analogy with cow udders
@Lady @Satsuma @wallhackio lol
@Lady @Satsuma @wallhackio i’m not sure if this is a furry terminology thing or not but yeah i mean cum
@vaporeon_ many people are saying this
@Lady @Satsuma @wallhackio you somewhat misunderstand the sense of milking i meant
@wallhackio @vaporeon_ kirby is actually that pawerful though
@Lady @wallhackio @Satsuma nobody calls you cat Margaret though
@vaporeon_ oh i should mention, though the series is named after her, zelda is the purrincess you save. the player character is named link. the structural misogyny of the series is very real
@Lady @Satsuma @wallhackio boring
@Lady @wallhackio ... so you do claim membership
@vaporeon_ zelda is definitely not cis though the series is too cowardly to really lean into that one
@vaporeon_ i can’t speak on kirby games other than that they are platformers, generally on the furgiving side, and that there are a lot of titles
zelda games are adventure games (some might say jrpgs, but the emphasis on roleplay is barely a thing). lots of dungeon crawling. nintendo deemphasizes narrative concerns generally when conceptualizing the games but that hasn’t stopped them from having interesting stories anyway. wind waker (gamecube, with a wii u rerelease) is a fucking banger if you can emulate it well enough then breath of the wild (wii u) has by far the most engaging overworld navigation and a secretly rather good story (if with some major missteps—the player character really should have been zelda)
@wallhackio we are enthusiastic about dragon milking here in the cat family
@vaporeon_ what about them, exactly
@vaporeon_ let’s go is good; i need to finish it
@vaporeon_ speaking of, i own the switch rerelease of pokkén and have yet to play it even once lmao
@onfy @wallhackio @vaporeon_ like, that birthdate never changes
@onfy @wallhackio @vaporeon_ i think the idea with age is that birthyear is an essence. you will always have been born as many years ago as your age implies
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. she/it
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