æʃliŋ, sonic rush purropawgandist @aescling@cat.family

@Satsuma @Lady @wallhackio of course you’ve handled a cow

@Lady @Satsuma @wallhackio pawjob

@Lady @Satsuma @wallhackio anyway i think it comes from analogy with cow udders

@Lady @Satsuma @wallhackio lol

@Lady @Satsuma @wallhackio i’m not sure if this is a furry terminology thing or not but yeah i mean cum

@vaporeon_ many people are saying this

@Lady @Satsuma @wallhackio you somewhat misunderstand the sense of milking i meant

@wallhackio @vaporeon_ kirby is actually that pawerful though

@Lady @wallhackio @Satsuma nobody calls you cat Margaret though

@vaporeon_ oh i should mention, though the series is named after her, zelda is the purrincess you save. the player character is named link. the structural misogyny of the series is very real

@Lady @Satsuma @wallhackio boring

@Lady @wallhackio ... so you do claim membership

@vaporeon_ zelda is definitely not cis though the series is too cowardly to really lean into that one

@vaporeon_ i can’t speak on kirby games other than that they are platformers, generally on the furgiving side, and that there are a lot of titles

zelda games are adventure games (some might say jrpgs, but the emphasis on roleplay is barely a thing). lots of dungeon crawling. nintendo deemphasizes narrative concerns generally when conceptualizing the games but that hasn’t stopped them from having interesting stories anyway. wind waker (gamecube, with a wii u rerelease) is a fucking banger if you can emulate it well enough then breath of the wild (wii u) has by far the most engaging overworld navigation and a secretly rather good story (if with some major missteps—the player character really should have been zelda)

@wallhackio we are enthusiastic about dragon milking here in the cat family

@vaporeon_ what about them, exactly

@vaporeon_ let’s go is good; i need to finish it

@vaporeon_ speaking of, i own the switch rerelease of pokkén and have yet to play it even once lmao

@onfy @wallhackio @vaporeon_ like, that birthdate never changes

@onfy @wallhackio @vaporeon_ i think the idea with age is that birthyear is an essence. you will always have been born as many years ago as your age implies