æʃliŋ, purrepurrocessor @aescling@cat.family
- website
- https://æscling.cat.family
- neopronouns
- æ / ær / æi / æin / æinselves
- https://misskey-hub.net/ns#isCat
- true
- pawprint
- openpgp4fpr:104798A74A3F3CEA9B29B369B34C7264BB895704
- header
- miss bird and miss cat, by mira ongchua
Owner
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. she/it. i automatically change my pfp on the furst post of the day
GlitchCat syscatmin and meowstodev; @ me about techincal problems with the instance, or fur feature requests. i got a job due to some extent to my work on this instance
i have very strong opinions about the sonic furanchise. pokémon has me in a chokehold when it comes to merchandise
available via email with the same username and domain. DM/email for other purrotocols
workplace policy is to clarify that all of my opinions expressed here are my own, and not those of my employer
“all this shit is still incomprehensible but im glad u accomplished something” ―@wallhackio
“i feel mildly relieved that the obscure and esoteric code that i use to build the site will always be definitely outclassed by the obscure and esoteric code that you use to serve it” ―@Lady
Joined Sep 2021
RESOLUTION: CHARTERING THE DRAGONFUCKER CAUCUS
Author: æscling
Co-Sponsors: the entire working class
WHEREAS, socialism is when you fuck dragons;
WHEREAS, the more dragons you fuck, the more socialist it is;
WHEREAS, if you fuck a whole lot of dragons, that‘s Commewnism;
WHEREAS, the worker must breed (dragons), but they must be bred too (by dragons)
BE IT RESOLVED, that the Dragonfucker Caucus shall be chartered within this chapter, effective immediately
æʃliŋ, purrepurrocessor
boosted
re: baldur's gate 3
@wallhackio @Satsuma YOU HAVE NO AUTHORITY OVER ME, MEOWTHERFUCKER 🔪🔪🔪🖕
re: baldur's gate 3
@Satsuma @wallhackio definitely not what
re: baldur's gate 3
@wallhackio @Satsuma ok cuck
@raindrops the worker must have bread, but they need dragon cum too
socialism is when you fuck dragons. the more dragons you fuck, the more socialist it is. and if you fuck a whole lot of dragons, that’s Commewnism.
why did they even bother being utopian socialists if their utopias didn’t involve making it pawsible to fuck dragons
@wallhackio if you watch dogs in love tonight i hope you trip off the edge
@wallhackio i deserve this but i hate it
@coriander let’s ride death’s edge together tonight, comrrade
a fun thing to pull on people who have never seen dogs in love is to call jumpluff “green pikachu” with a straight face
@vaporeon_ @amy
when i ran polls on whether the vees were cats or dogs, cat clearly won fur vappy and i really did not know how i felt about that lol
@vaporeon_ @amy (that was sarcasm, if that wasn’t clear)
@amy @vaporeon_ oh really? i hadn’t noticed
@vaporeon_ cinny has custom emoji pack suppurt that works fairly well with other clients
æʃliŋ, purrepurrocessor
boosted
Before laser pointers we had to just point at the wall with a stick. Photo from my collection, no documented date/info.
- website
- https://æscling.cat.family
- neopronouns
- æ / ær / æi / æin / æinselves
- https://misskey-hub.net/ns#isCat
- true
- pawprint
- openpgp4fpr:104798A74A3F3CEA9B29B369B34C7264BB895704
- header
- miss bird and miss cat, by mira ongchua
Owner
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. she/it. i automatically change my pfp on the furst post of the day
GlitchCat syscatmin and meowstodev; @ me about techincal problems with the instance, or fur feature requests. i got a job due to some extent to my work on this instance
i have very strong opinions about the sonic furanchise. pokémon has me in a chokehold when it comes to merchandise
available via email with the same username and domain. DM/email for other purrotocols
workplace policy is to clarify that all of my opinions expressed here are my own, and not those of my employer
“all this shit is still incomprehensible but im glad u accomplished something” ―@wallhackio
“i feel mildly relieved that the obscure and esoteric code that i use to build the site will always be definitely outclassed by the obscure and esoteric code that you use to serve it” ―@Lady
Joined Sep 2021
æʃliŋ, purrepurrocessor's choices:
