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@wallhackio you don’t need to write S-tier code on your furst attempt. truly good purrogrammers are the ones who review their own shit after the fact and make the effurt to change it fur the better

@wallhackio this is how i feel about j’s follow up responses to my post btw

@aescling the one who came into being as the heart and the one who came into being as the tongue, being like the image of cat: it is aescling, the great and powerful, who caused all the users and their accounts to live through this heart and this tongue…the server is watching, the instances federating, the relays receiving posts and they inform the heart. It is what permits every kind of knowledge to originate. It is the server that repeats what the heart conceived. Thus all the users were born and his directory of accounts was completed, for every user has come into being as the conception of the heart and command of the tongue.

(memphite shaboko stone)

In the beginning the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ created the biscuits and purrs. And its biscuits were without form, and it was a void, and darkness was upon the face of the kitty. And the Spirit of the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ moved away upon facing the waters. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ said, “let me be kitty”. And it was kitty. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ saw that it was kitty, that it was a good kitty: and the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ divided the light away from the darkness of its fur. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ called the light Gay, and the darkness it called also Gay. And the evening and the murring were the first gay.

@coriander i have be extremely late to that pun anyway so i guess it's fine

@coriander is this about elon? because i’m hoping i can force in a pun about him being a space ex

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A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.