æʃliŋ, ring racers purropawgandist @aescling@cat.family

@monorail funnily enough it went lucky crit putting him into a terrible position into “well idk if i live here but this is the only way i could even win” (he lives) into “well this only way i win is a 50-50 so here’s hoping” (it kills)

@monorail you know just like, “just so you know, that was a 50-50 there” lol

@monorail sorry, not invitational, regional

@monorail console

the opponent actually told him directly that it was a 50-50 on whether it would work after previously also killing on the same damage roll lmao

@monorail the set-clinching play at a recent extremely stacked invitational was a literal 50-50 on whether the damage roll would kill

@manifold team lcd stays winning

@manifold ah

@manifold i don’t get most media on the first watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVtUcNCyRiM

@alyssa @Lady literally life-saving, but maybe not fur the reason you expected

@Lady this is the Real Balloongate

@Lady anyway as i keep thinking about that sentence you quoted it just gets funnier

@Lady primarina is already very cute as is anyway

@monorail :3

@coriander they will fuck you up (in a gay way)

@monorail we stan giant transgender glaceons in 📟🐱GlitchCat

@monorail nice display name

YOUR VICTORY HAS BEEN SUBLATED IN THE COURSE OF THE INEVITABLE PROCESSION OF HISTORY

THE DIALECTICAL PROCESSION OF HISTORY NECESSITATES THAT I WILL KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!

*wrestler voice* I AM THE DIALECTICIAN.. THESIS? I WANT TO WIN. ANTITHESIS: YOU WANT TO WIN. SYNTHESIS: YOUR FACE ON THE FUCKING GROUND

*the crowd erupts in cheers*