So! You think yourself the toughest guy?
Inclined to have a rough go in the bed?
In so doing, tough to satisfy?
And out of bed, you always puff your chest?
Then know that I am of the baddest type,
Inclined to make your mother so upset,
Your girlfriend, I make mad and scream and cry,
To do so, I need only take to pen,
And then seduce your dear father thereby!
It may be true that I’m opposite of best;
’Tis obv’ous truth, on which you can rely.
I may only be like this for the rest
Of life, my life, so this sonnet I write.
@compufox no bloodsucking contract no motherfucking coffee
re: beverage
@compufox mrrap
re: :P re: mass subtoot
re: beverage
@compufox “infusing” is an accurate word here
“brewing” probably works
:P re: mass subtoot
@compufox which—
@monorail gotta love that Optimization
re: twitch stream time
@manifold bzz!
@xenon @melaniemoo @compufox aww you make me blush
:P
@compufox @melaniemoo focks. the “secret sauce” is supposed to be for the alt.
@feralbot owo
@compufox @melaniemoo fuck you lol
@Lady instant suspension for slander
@Lady ew no no extremely unfortunate
@Lady unfortunately, nobody,
it’s pronounced “ashling”. black cat made entirely of fire (except sometimes a meowscarada (except sometimes a shiny espeon in meowscarada cosplay)). Commewnist. she/it
i have gotten back into pokeymans recently and am embarassingly into it (ask me fur a pogo refurral code!). i also have opinions about the sonic furanchise
GlitchCat syscatmin and meowstodev; @ me about techincal problems with the instance, or fur feature requests. i got a job offer due to some extent to my work on this instance
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“all this shit is still incomprehensible but im glad u accomplished something” ―@wallhackio
“i feel mildly relieved that the obscure and esoteric code that i use to build the site will always be definitely outclassed by the obscure and esoteric code that you use to serve it” ―@Lady