pretty sure i am eating most of these sugar cookies, surprising no·one

@Lady you had such a long sadgirl streak back in the day that that’s what it seemed like what you were going fur to me

@aescling my avi is literally enamorus the springtime pokémon

@Lady spring is a time associated with love so the leap to the other sense of longing feels pretty reasonable to me

@aescling it’s a shame words can’t have multiple simultaneous meanings or i would probably be pulling your leg by emphasizing one at the exclusion of the other

@aescling i am amazed that i said “my avi is literally enamorus the springtime pokémon” and you just accepted that

@Lady @coriander can’t have your hot girl summer without a good dose of anal beads

@aescling enamorus is the love-hate pokémon who appears in the lengthening days of late winter / early spring; of course “longing” is a pun

@Lady no. i remembered as being a love-focused mon so spring made enough sense to me

@Lady also i just did not remotely consider that you would be spreading misinfo fur the bit

@aescling i mean it IS a springtime pokémon it’s just also a love pokémon hence the pun

@aescling @Lady having a girlfriend who you live kinda kills the performative pining opportunities

@Satsuma @aescling sats got me a pining lesbian poster and i was like ok but babe we fuck on the reg

@Lady @Satsuma @aescling lady: we fuck on the reg

also lady: i could stand to be fucked more often

girl is INSATIABLE

@wallhackio @Satsuma @aescling i’m not super thirsty but i’m dtf like 90% of the time

@Satsuma @wallhackio @aescling wallhackio is like “what’s a normal refractory period? like 5 days?”

@Lady @Satsuma in hopes of ameliorating this fur @wallhackio i want to say that he asked me if i thought his reply would be funny and i said “yes”, and not because i thought it would reveal that he does not fuck

@Lady @wallhackio @aescling if it makes u feel better it was funny, but also what do u expect when trying to tease someone about how much sex you have? that they wont tease back with ahh clearly you’re having less?

@aescling @Lady @Satsuma how could it have been a reveal if it was already known

@Satsuma @aescling look i pine SO MUCH when you like go to stay at your parents for the night for some reason

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