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most lesbian eevee

wondering how many of the eevee responses are people being pedants but i am fascinated by the purrospects that anybody would be saying that not as a joke

gayest (as in not lesbian) eevee

@aescling People are gonna say Glaceon and Sylveon but Espeon walked so they could run

im not sorry 

@coriander vaporeon, however, is bi (it is Compatible with everyo---)

@coriander anyway genuinely ty fur putting the thought of lesbian espeon in my mind, i am extremely gay fur the thought of this

@coriander i was searching fur the bulbiapedia article on espeon to get the official artwork of it but i unironically typed this instead without even thinking

@coriander anyway about time i finally learned what the bang fur bulbapedia was (it’s !bu

@amy @coriander goddamn you i’m about to obsess about this video again. why would you do this to me

@aescling younger sister is putting in a vote for espeon, also says umbreon is nb

@Satsuma does sister think umbreon is a kind of nb lesbians would date, and/or where umbreon itself could be a lesbian

@aescling “this is a good question! I would say….yes”
“yes to both?” “probably not ALL umbreon but yeah”

@aescling 5/7 people at the table tonite were arguably lesbian adjacent

@Satsuma i was looking to see if i'd saved the card maker game in my bookmarks (i didin't)

@aescling pretty sure @Lady picked that one in full seriousness

@Satsuma @aescling eevee has the most potentiality and everyone knows potentiality is lesbian

also its tail makes a heart

@Satsuma @aescling you would agree with me if you'd played let's go or watched the second and third seasons of pokémon journeys

@Lady @Satsuma i was just about to comment that journeys makes a very convincing argument fur your pussition, but you beat me to it by weeks

@aescling @Satsuma were you just thinking about eevee completely unprompted

@Lady @Satsuma i was remembering flareon being voted the gay vee and that eventually led here

@aescling I wonder how different these results would be if this were a checkbox poll

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@aescling purrsonally i think jolteon is a twink but my mother felt v strongly that they were a tomboy lesbian yesterday

@Satsuma @aescling I literally bounced between those same two options

@Satsuma i purrobably make it obvious but these competing interpurretations of jolteon live rent free in my head now

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