Satsuma @Satsuma@cat.family

@hoja Ferdinand coming in second as always

@villainousfriend VERY hard to narrow this down to an even somewhat reasonable list 😅

Never Too Much, Never Too Little by Gramarye
Fandom: Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi | Spirited Away (Hayo Miyazaki)
Summary:

For Chihiro, it's a struggle to find her footing in the real world after her time in the bathhouse. There's more than one way back to solid ground, though -- it's just a question of learning how to fall, and how to land.

Jeffery Nullier’s “Man With Fedora” by copperbadge
Fandom: White Collar (Jeff Eastin 2009)
Summary:

A routine investigation into an art theft turns up Neal's fingerprints on a stolen painting. Neal swears he's never stolen a Nullier painting, but that's only half the truth...

Ernesto de la Cruz vs. The Court of Public Opinion by anonymous
Fandom: Coco (Disney 2017)
Summary:

The thrilling sequel to Coco that you've all been waiting for! Miguel visits ... wait for it... wait for it... A LIBRARY.
Or : Miguel probably can't prove that Ernesto is a murderer, but stupendous fuckbucket is still on the table.

Elder, An Aesthetic by MarbleGlove
Fandom: The Untamed (Tencent 2019)
Summary:

Wei Wuxian always enjoyed picking an aesthetic and really leaning into it. As an adolescent, he was joyous, entitled and high-born; during the war, he was dangerous and threatening. After the war, he was lost. But then he found his new aesthetic: Elder of the Jiang Sect.

in this town of halloween by Nokomis
Fandom: Batman (DC comics)
Summary:

The Riddler takes ten-year-old Steph trick-or-treating, and Steph honestly has the best time ever.

Corporal Nobby’s Marvellous Collection of Genders by braigwen_s
Fandom: Discworld (Terry Pratchett)
Summary:

“Say, rat,” said Nobby, to the oily-furred brown rat, “what’s your gender?”
The rat chittered.

count your blessings (not your flaws) by swanfrost
Fandom: Quanzhi Gaoshu (Butterfly Blue)
Summary:

All things said, Clove's journey through Glory was pretty typical. But there's a little bit of magic in everyone's story, and Clove, who grows from a curious casual to the trusted Cleric of guild Exterminate the Heavens, is no exception.

On Sparrows Wings by watchdabirdie
Fandom: The Old Guard (Gina Prince-Bythewood & Greg Rucka 2020)
Summary:

There was a man in the park watching her. She had seen him before, exactly a year before. His clothing was different, and he wore a hat this time. But the dark brown of his curls was the same. The bittersweet smile framed with a well kept beard was the same. And his eyes held the same fondness in their dark depths. Najid was not scared of the man who watched her. For she knew it was not her those sad eyes lingered on. It was her son.

@maj bizarrely tumblr is only ok about inbound links if the format is blogname.tumblr.com instead of tumblr.com/blogname and newer blog may not have a subdomain set up so it does occasionally get excised from direct linking (originally it was the only way tumblr offered blogs, and then they offered both for all blogs and now they only offer the /blogname unless you flip some settings)

really wish more sites would be chill about just letting you read the thing but, alas

@maj i have the same policy about social media as i do about any site: i wont link it if the content can’t be viewed in full someone who does not have an account. if it’s going to cut the reader off one paragraph in with an enter your email/disable your adblocker/pay us money to see the rest then i’ll either screenshot or link to a 3rd party mirror of the content (eg archive.is ) or decide its just not worth mentioning at all

in practice this means that i dont link to many social media sites directly though

@alyssa ginger (tea or candy or whatever) seems to help tho perhaps just placebo

@u2764 i feel like workplaces should have “can type question marks” as a requirement for their spreadsheet software

@u2764 why are u on google sheets

@kate do share the recipe if they come out well! honey cookies are so delicious

@RAPIDPUNCHES last time this happened to me i just used superglue, but i wasnt super worrying about safety bc the way it cracked meant the repair was going to be basically 100% interior