@pagrus what happen?
#Ao3TagOfTheDay Canon is A Multiple Choice Quiz and I've Doodled on the Answer Sheet
@asya thats not an ad thats a whole movie
death
relationship things
@Lady can u imagine if i went to someone else with my Twilight Princess questions tho
@asya i mean yeah same honestly
@asya tfw you have to many feelings about them having too many feelings
@asya 🥺
@asya of the times i have tried this it has i think only worked once :(
but that is still more than zero!
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (7)
@Lady a weirdly common position
@being depends on your standards — for people who think grass should be 100% grass w/no wildflowers or other little plants then its pretty difficult.
If you’re not worried about weeds or thin patches, or it browning a bit when the summer heat dries things out, then it is a *lot* easier
@pearwaldorf client sex work is a service, porn is entertainment but there’s definitely a wide blurry line between the two — livestreams where someone takes audience suggestions for example
(also—no need to algorithm dodge on fedi, no deranking here!)
home organization & religion bs elaborated
@ljwrites yeah its v frustrating! both how high the standards can be and, as you say, how unevenly they’re applied. it’s like we all got trapped in the 50’s
home organization & religion bs elaborated
@ljwrites ah yeah i’m lucky to live somewhere where there isn’t too much overt evangelizing, but i have definitely heard “clean home clean mind” thrown around sometimes in a weirdly moralistic way
@Betty would be v funny to imagine an AU where he does this and then just kinda watches in horror as it somehow unspools the rest of the plot *anyway*
@Betty oh no he absolutely would 😆
@asya love that for you
sleepy af
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