Satsuma @Satsuma@cat.family

@bgcarlisle @ghost_bird that sure would be a sight

@ghost_bird @bgcarlisle i’m trying to figure out the logistics of eating sand plankton

Like whales, they just take all the solid stuff out of the water. But sand is also a solid stuff so you’d need a much more refined sorting method. Maybe they’re different densities??????

@Lady yeah that was the point i was trying to make — if they conceptualize it as self injury than they should answer yes, it they just want a tattoo they should say no

@Lady i would definitely not count sports, the others i think the ambiguity is semi-intentional in that they consider the important factor to be that the person conceptualized it as hurting themselves (which is not how most people conceptualize tattoos)

@Lady oh mood (this is actually the first year in a while where i didn’t — my roommate & all of her social circle is straight)

@Lady i would like headtilt question mark dog please thank u

@Lady ​ (sidenote why doesnt this server have the headtilt question mark dog)

@Lady why would they get mad

@Lady i would guess that was a mistake and now they’ll have to decide if they’re willing to edit the survey after it went live

@Lady yeah p much

@Lady some places will just chuck it all under an other, or just eg. use data analysis to look for common keywords and then pull stats on that

@Lady they do actually read all the freeform boxes, its why their data processing takes so long

@Lady that would also work

@Lady you can choose other and then answer catholic

The second question will be a freeform ‘explain more about your religion’ box so you can also explain there if you want to elaborate

I will answer questions directed my way to the best of my ability

However I am not on the survey team and am also not interested in your opinion about the fact that they’re using a google product for the survey so please keep that to yourself.

(If you notice any major oversights in the survey *design* eg, questions assuming a single partner, and don’t want to provide feedback with the survey team directly I will pass those along)