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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (7) 

@Lady a weirdly common position

@being depends on your standards — for people who think grass should be 100% grass w/no wildflowers or other little plants then its pretty difficult.

If you’re not worried about weeds or thin patches, or it browning a bit when the summer heat dries things out, then it is a *lot* easier

@pearwaldorf client sex work is a service, porn is entertainment but there’s definitely a wide blurry line between the two — livestreams where someone takes audience suggestions for example

(also—no need to algorithm dodge on fedi, no deranking here!)

home organization & religion bs elaborated 

@ljwrites yeah its v frustrating! both how high the standards can be and, as you say, how unevenly they’re applied. it’s like we all got trapped in the 50’s

home organization & religion bs elaborated 

@ljwrites ah yeah i’m lucky to live somewhere where there isn’t too much overt evangelizing, but i have definitely heard “clean home clean mind” thrown around sometimes in a weirdly moralistic way

@Betty would be v funny to imagine an AU where he does this and then just kinda watches in horror as it somehow unspools the rest of the plot *anyway*

@XanIndigo
yeah mine is def not that consistent but i still like noticing haha

i do know some people with new kettles which seem to have gotten quite precise if you’re willing to shell out — the trick seems to be heaters which slow down as they’re approaching temp so as to not overshoot. The recent wave of pour-over coffee aficionados seems to have driven the demand for more precise temperature options locally :)

@XanIndigo haha yes but ten degrees is quite a large range! i’m thinking this particular one is happier on the lower end of the scale in terms of bringing out the scent :)

@XanIndigo a magnolia scented oolong! feel like i am still playing around with the temp to get the most from this one but its enjoyable nonetheless

@Elenyafinwe both ideas that might help you find people, hopefully!

there’s also a fair number of danmei / cdrama people around but they’re a bit more scattered…i think blorbo.social ended up with a group of them

Zelda gives Link a blowjob (1) 

@Lady author wants us to know they aren’t giving Zelda back problems i guess????

@thalassa @lirazel @jo_lasalle speech delays due to trauma are a thing as well, so it wouldn’t be that unreasonable for him to read a little “young” for his age (not that i think most people who write four year olds talking like babies have put that much thought into it. but i like comfort myself haha)

@Elenyafinwe i’m sorry you’ve had trouble finding like minded fen! your pinned post mentions star trek—have you followed anyone from tenforward.social yet?

@researchfairy theres a fandom joke that Stewjon is space-Scotland so you’re def not the only person to come to that conclusion

@fujowebdev @spillingdown direct access to the operating system sounds *incredibly* horny now thanks

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