Satsuma @Satsuma@cat.family

@runpunkrun poor woman, we’ll have to wait ages to find out the real story about what happened

@runpunkrun “hey siri how do i say ‘cheating asshole’ in Japanese?’

@runpunkrun now you just have to learn a few more phrases so you can actually finish the convos you’re starting 😆

@asya right????

@asya is it still delulu when you have insider information in the form of being the one who’s voice namjoon is apparently getting drunk off

@asya jk’s secret twitter alt is probably considered deeply controversial by the rest of fandom

@asya jk has left long comments critiquing peoples characterization that he deleted two hours later

@asya yeah i came to that realization like immediately after i hit send 😆 JK has read namkook fic tho

@asya do u think he read ao3 for pickup line inspiration or is he just Like That

@asya still feeling personally attacked by that last one

@aescling well you see always going hard is very tiring

@kiesa still dont get why pi day happening twice a year would be a bad thing like