Satsuma @Satsuma@cat.family

@bgcarlisle @ghost_bird that sure would be a sight

@ghost_bird @bgcarlisle i’m trying to figure out the logistics of eating sand plankton

Like whales, they just take all the solid stuff out of the water. But sand is also a solid stuff so you’d need a much more refined sorting method. Maybe they’re different densities??????

@Lady yeah that was the point i was trying to make — if they conceptualize it as self injury than they should answer yes, it they just want a tattoo they should say no

@Lady i would definitely not count sports, the others i think the ambiguity is semi-intentional in that they consider the important factor to be that the person conceptualized it as hurting themselves (which is not how most people conceptualize tattoos)

@Lady oh mood (this is actually the first year in a while where i didn’t — my roommate & all of her social circle is straight)

@Lady i would like headtilt question mark dog please thank u

@Lady ​ (sidenote why doesnt this server have the headtilt question mark dog)

@Lady why would they get mad

@Lady i would guess that was a mistake and now they’ll have to decide if they’re willing to edit the survey after it went live

@Lady yeah p much