i regret to inform that the french have not stopped being

after thanksgiving you can put on the George Winston and the Windham Hill and you can break out the Jesus stuff from Dec 7th to Jan 6th. but november 14th you should be listening to sweater weather and autumnal jazz

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i know that the issue is that nobody celebrates the 12 days of christmas anymore but people have an intrinsic desire for the holiday season to be a certain length so they tack it on at the beginning but. chill out and just celebrate christmas in january. it is better this way

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in all honesty i gotta say this has been an Above Average November

In Attempt to Appease Management, Microsoft Employee Tells Boss Servers Are “Updog”, Raising an Important Question

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personally i think it will be even funnier if the a·i bubble pops because Microsoft forgot how to deploy their email server

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praying that not everything is in version control praying that not everything is in version control

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i am so hopeful that they used copilot to edit configurations live during this crisis and it made everything worse and so even if they were to fix the original problem everything will still be down because of the 10 new problems they introduced and they will never know it and it will just keep snowballing until they decide to shut everything off

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« We’re continuing to observe heightened volume due to traffic rebalancing actions that we have taken throughout this event. We’re working on multiple workstreams to pinpoint the underlying cause of this traffic influx and address it. » did you not just say it was due to rebalancing actions that you have taken throughout this event?

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i think every hour they are just asking copilot to summarize their channel and pasting it in here

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why does every microsoft status update read like somebody trying not to get fired by their boss

my wife says i am “not a tech person”

caleb keeps posting about his meat 😩

for people who are white and Protestant and who never had any humanities training, i wonder how familiar they are with that situation. i wonder what their response is to it

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i of course have had the experience of reading an article where the author is responding to like 5 different intellectual currents that i am not familiar with and consequently gleaning only like 20% of their message from it as a result. i still had to write papers on those articles

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if you have not spent a lot of time reading similar things and encountering similar situations, your worldview probably does not look like mine and i understand that this is why my blog will never be popular

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i have spent a lot of time and dollars reading things and learning about situations and my worldview has developed as a result of that process

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