Lady @Lady@cat.family

=LET(words,DROP(Attested Words in Pre‐Proto Languages::C:E,1,0),LET(sylndx,SORT(TEXTSPLIT(REDUCE("",SEQUENCE(ROWS(words),1),LAMBDA(str,rn,IF(str="",str,str&".")&REDUCE("",TEXTSPLIT(IF(ISBLANK(INDEX(words,rn,3)),IF(ISBLANK(INDEX(words,rn,1)),"@",INDEX(words,rn,1)),INDEX(words,rn,3)),,".",1),LAMBDA(instr,s,IF(instr="",instr,instr&".")&IF(s="@",s,s&"@")&rn)))),"@",".",0),1),LET(syls,CHOOSECOLS(sylndx,1),LET(uniqs,DROP(UNIQUE(syls),IF(INDEX(syls,1,1)="",1,0),0),SORT(MAKEARRAY(ROWS(uniqs),3,LAMBDA(r,c,LET(syl,INDEX(uniqs,r,1),LET(wrstart,XMATCH(syl,syls,0,1)-1,wrend,XMATCH(syl,syls,0,-1),SWITCH(c,2,COUNTIF(syls,"="&syl),3,REDUCE("",TAKE(DROP(sylndx,wrstart,1),wrend-wrstart,1),LAMBDA(acc,wr,IF(acc="",acc,acc&" | ")&INDEX(words,wr,2))),syl))))),2)))))

=LET(words,Attested Words in Pre‐Proto Languages::C2:E360,LET(syls,SORT(TEXTSPLIT(REDUCE("",SEQUENCE(ROWS(words),1),LAMBDA(str,rn,str&REDUCE("",TEXTSPLIT(IF(ISBLANK(INDEX(words,rn,3)),IF(ISBLANK(INDEX(words,rn,1)),".",INDEX(words,rn,1)),INDEX(words,rn,3)),,".",1),LAMBDA(instr,s,instr&s&"@"&rn&".")))),,".",1)),LET(uniqs,UNIQUE(MAP(syls,LAMBDA(syl,TEXTBEFORE(syl,"@")))),SORT(SORT(MAKEARRAY(ROWS(uniqs),3,LAMBDA(r,c,LET(syl,INDEX(uniqs,r,1),LET(wrstart,XMATCH(syl&"@*",syls,2,1)-1,wrend,XMATCH(syl&"@*",syls,2,-1),SWITCH(c,2,COUNTIF(syls,"="&syl&"@*"),3,REDUCE("",TAKE(DROP(syls,wrstart,0),wrend-wrstart,1),LAMBDA(acc,wr,IF(acc="",acc,acc&" | ")&INDEX(words,TEXTAFTER(wr,"@"),2))),syl))))),1),2))))

=LAMBDA.APPLY(TEXTSPLIT(TEXTJOIN(".",1,Attested Words in Pre‐Proto Languages::C2:C360),,".",1),LAMBDA(syls,LAMBDA.APPLY(UNIQUE(syls),LAMBDA(uniqs,SORT(MAKEARRAY(ROWS(uniqs),2,LAMBDA(r,c,IF(c=2,COUNTIF(syls,"="&INDEX(uniqs,r,1)),INDEX(uniqs,r,1)))),2)))))

internet kind of bad for anyone else or just me

your girlfriend takes a long look at you, her eyes trailing slowly down your figure, and then wandering their way back up to your face. “wowie zowie!” she says. time to…

i have bad news for voters in this poll

LLMs talk that way because they were trained to, right? it’s the dialect version of a techbro conlang

as a human i spend a lot of my time thinking about other humans

if i was a dragon i would probably spend a lot of my time thinking about other dragons

this seems normal to me

when this author says meat consumption is to blame for every major human illness, does this mean she thinks eating meat caused covid

« Philly’s relationship with sandwiches is deeply normal and never territorial in any way. »

« Philly drivers also operate with a kind of improvised chaos that probably looks deeply illegal to artificial intelligence »

imagine being the guy who has to write 16 paragraphs of text about what the stocks did for the newspaper every day