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apparently some newer games use a sine curve instead which feels overly posh

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i thought that fire emblem calculated percentages by rolling two d50s and adding them, but apparently it actually rolls two d100s and averages them, but turns out these are the same thing

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did lots of thinking to realize that averaging two even numbers between 0 and 100 is the same as adding two numbers between 0 and 50

the internet is for saying cute things your partner did, posting pictures of food, and talking about the plants and animals you see on your walks. i can think of no other reasons to Post

i think the wiki is just Wrong about this level but we’ll see i guess

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how many diphthongs are there in english

a gremlin has made it impossible to access the internet on your phone! as a result, you…

the crypto nerds from 2018 have decided they no longer need to be in hiding, i see

writing the best Fire Emblem: Three Houses guide on the internet but it’s only accessible to people on my forum

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upset that i am having to learn how gardening works in this game

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i love having the top of my two pounds of yoghurt be different from the remainder of the two pounds; this is excellent for me

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girls will really just sell two pounds of “cream top” yoghurt

this map is really strongly encouraging a stance of “just do it all with edelgard, make her o.p., you can level the rest of your silly blorbos later”

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miklan has a 17% crit chance and the game looked at me and said you. you are the 17%

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apparently the best time to recruit people is Chapter 6 (or 8) for video game reasons

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this map is tactically fairly straightforward but it is just finicky enough that i’ve still had to reset it several times

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today i learned enemy units can aggro the death knight if they walk thru him

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no dongle will ever beat the cassette tape to aux cable dongle

@aescling do you find savescumming acceptable in fire emblem classic mode or do you think that if you let somebody die you just have to live with it

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