can’t believe AO3 doesn’t have a “Universe with Mega Evolution” tag

sometimes it’s a website i’ve never heard of and it STILL has a paywall

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sometimes i check the federated timeline on an old big instance for kicks and yall twitter thinkfluencer types get their news from a whole lot of places i’ve never heard of these days

they created a special “most fun while it lasted” category so that brat could win something

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can’t believe the linguists are only just now learning about “brainrot”

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« Presiding at the Jan. 6 voting session were Ben Zimmer, chair of the ADS New Words Committee, and Dr. Kelly Elizabeth Wright of the University of Wisconsin-Madison, data czar of the New Words Committee. “Rawdog has recently and rapidly burst its sexual bounds to refer to engagement in any activity without the typical preparation or in stone-cold sobriety.” Dr. Wright said. “In 2024 folks rawdogged flights, family dinners, and final exams. As one nominator commented this evening, rawdog is a great choice for Word of the Year as we collectively rawdog the future of American politics in 2025.” »

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man i clearly was busy this winter because i am only just learning that the Word of the Year for 2024 was “rawdog”

the social internet would be a lot better if instead of discord you just shared a link and it created a temporary chatroom that a handful of friends joined at the same time and chatted for an hour and then the whole thing closed permanently

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it’s really easy to just not invite two people to your house at the same time but on the internet this is challenge level: impossible

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this is a random recipe from K·A·F rather than a respected family recipe and yeah it definitely needs a bit of work

tastes good tho

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running out of granulated sugar did not stop the baking

does it still count as missionary position if you use a strapon

man, instead of running for president biden should have run for mayor of wilmington delaware

in real life you have to explain your opinions but it’d be more fun to keep them guessing

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if i was a baldurs gate 3 character and could just make “Lady disapproves” pop up on the screens of my friends and rivals i would be too powerful

ringleader legendaries are still just legendaries. nobody is like “regigigas is a mythical pokémon” or shit

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pecharunt being considered a mythical pokémon is silly and cowardly

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📟🐱 GlitchCat

A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.