Lady of Longing @Lady@cat.family

« Besides, Johto’s not a lawless region like Unova » bitch https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Burglar_(Trainer_class)

the pokémon fans are now christianizing jirachi

* realistically, middle school

doing three-act analysis of lord of the rings for my forum and feeling like i'm in high school

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i’m just going to have to do a complete fanfiction rewrite of Legends: Z–A huh

for funding what motherfucker???

“firefox has been dependent on google for funding” for funding what??

oh the monty hall problem?? that movie where the guy gets stuck in a time loop so every day he wakes up and it’s the monty hall problem?? and he can’t escape??

no i haven’t seen it. can someone explain it to me

is there a mod for this

why you fucking with my roleplay why can't i stealth masturbate in this rich weirdos bed

fucked up that baldurs gate doesn't let you jack off whenever

my girlfriend is really cute when they laugh while wearing their glasses 👓✨

today’s two-word phrase with the same prosody as “secret tunnel”: breaded butter

girlfriend: i need to set up my smash controls exactly like hades

“okay baby ”

i’m the princess and @Satsuma is my pillow 👸🏻😌

dykes in pyjamas… 😌

are you a… heh… “fan of Ghost Town”

please appreciate these dorks
https://youtu.be/sgFc7gmjSkQ