Lady of Longing @Lady@cat.family

this author does NOT know how to write threesome sex

they are EXTREMELY treating Paya like a unicorn in this fic

« I've never been choosy when it comes to the gender of the ones I have romantic or sexual feelings for. And I like Paya. I think we could be great friends, or more than friends. If she wants that too. » is Zelda ace

what i am getting from this is Zelda is a service top

« Love isn't selfish, and it should be shared. That's what's beautiful about it. It is entirely possible to love more than one person at the same time. » this would be a lot more convincing if it wasn’t a clear set·up for the author wanting Link to rail Paya

« "I feel happy," she said, "for the first time in my life." » wow just gonna drop that one there okay

they are better at writing blowjobs than peevey i’ll give them that

author completely skipped over Zelda’s multiple orgasms with barely a mention so it’s clear what they’re here for

they have, in fact, escalated their “Link cums a lot” take

« Each jet erupted from him like water pushed from a hose with a plunger » why are these the words you decided to commit to the page

in their second fic, this author is bravely standing by their “Link cums a lot” take

panic! at the erection

« There was no easy way to hide his obvious erection, but Zelda gave no sign that she'd noticed it. She had indeed noticed, though, and there was a part of her that was screaming in her head at the sight. » screaming?

« When he was done he grabbed his korok-expanded bag » is that adjective necessary

« It had only been a few hours since they'd defeated the Calamity and seen each other again for the first time in a century when Link decided that they should stop at a small pool of water a little distance from the road and make camp for the night. »

1) this is a run·on sentence

2) which pool of water? canonically i’m pretty sure the nearest water source to where you end the game is the sacred ground ruins (where the knighting ceremony was held), but this doesn’t seem to be taking place there. there are pools around Mabe Village i guess but that also seems like it would have been notable? be specific here!

after i beat Breath of the Wild i wrote a quick oneshot of Link and Zelda fucking which wasn’t very good and also was one of my most popular fics on A·O·3, which i resented it for

anyway this fic is riffing on the same concept

i think i will give this story a 5/10 on blowjobs overall

there is a second blowjob !

the first one tried to do too much and failed at all of it but this one is probably passable

« She placed a single, soft kiss on his cheek, and then another on his lips. Then she sat up and took a deep breath. "Whoo!" she exhaled, "that was every bit as strenuous as the books indicated." Link's smile was curious. "Books?" "Well, the castle library isn't the only library I've ever spent time in. Urbosa had a quite extensive private one, and it was rather less...stuffy...than the material found in the castle library." » Zelda has scoured TWO libraries

(story claims link ejaculates way more than normal. sure, whatever, but I’LL have you know you can definitely get cum everywhere even when you’re only dealing with the “typical” 1 teaspoon)