Lady of Misrule @Lady@cat.family
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- Delinquent (BREAKpoint 98a) by Megumi Mizutani
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- Diancie official art for Pokémon X & Y by Ken Sugimori
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Administrator / Public Relations for GlitchCat. Not actually glitchy, nor a cat. I wrote the rules for this instance.
“Constitutionally incapable of not going hard” — @aescling
“Fedi Cassandra” – @Satsuma
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THINGS. YOU CAN JUST @ ME.
I work for a library but I post about Zelda fanfiction.
Joined Sep 2021
every time a fic says zelda is shorter than link, i have to remind that zelda is taller than link
every time a fic says zelda’s hands are smaller than link’s, i have to remind,
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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (1)
« Her slender, elegant fingers wrapped around his shaft » actually can we pause and talk about zelda’s fingers for a bit
like, zelda’s hands are not small. she is taller than link, and all the formulas i can find correlating hand size and gender say that men are taller than women with the same hand size—i.e. have smaller hands than women of the same height
so like. yes zelda's fingers are slenderer than link's. but they're also LONGER
think about that
not fair that my girlfriend gets to witness all my Reactions when i’m reading fanfic
sorry amazon but you can only do business out of one location now. pick your favourite warehouse
why did they let companies have multiple locations. what if they just outlawed that
girl friends
friends of girl
my girlfriend is Very Asleep but their phone was in their hand when they nodded off and it’s still there, thru various repositionings, very cutely
if you drank two sips of soup, would your anger recede?
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who wins ?
science
cursed
today i learned search engines think “OAI” stands for “OpenAI”
clearly the girls on my feed need to crack open ‘On the Genealogy of Morals’
good programs are like cow tools
teat, hot hip, and thigh
how many forum categories is too many ?
(i didn’t put marxists on this poll because everybody already knows they’re fuckable)
- Header
- Delinquent (BREAKpoint 98a) by Megumi Mizutani
- Avatar
- Diancie official art for Pokémon X & Y by Ken Sugimori
Owner
Administrator / Public Relations for GlitchCat. Not actually glitchy, nor a cat. I wrote the rules for this instance.
“Constitutionally incapable of not going hard” — @aescling
“Fedi Cassandra” – @Satsuma
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THINGS. YOU CAN JUST @ ME.
I work for a library but I post about Zelda fanfiction.
Joined Sep 2021
