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O! WHO’S GONNA CARE
WHEN THE MARKETS AREN’T THERE
AND THE REGENTS RETIRE?
GO CALL THE EMPIRE!

COULDN’T REASON WITH THE UNDERDOG; ONCE YOU’VE BEEN IT, THEN YOU’LL ALWAYS BE ONE, LOOKING AROUND THE ARENA, THINKING “I’M JUST LIKE YOU,”

BUT A GIRL’S GOTTA DO WHAT A GIRL’S GOTTA DO,

AND A GIRL’S GOTTA EAT;
A GIRL’S GOTTA EAT TOO

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of course now i have to listen to old tommy lefroy

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“the candle is our baby and i am showing you the mischief it gets up to”

one time nintendo shipped me something via UPS and it just sat in new jersey for three days until a guy could take it down to the post office and mail it the rest of the way

i’m assuming, from the tracking information

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stop shipping things thru UPS they just hand it off to USPS at the end of the route anyway challenge level: impossible

when they use Boss’s Orders after you’ve already revealed you have an ACE SPEC Prime Catcher 😵‍💫

wrap it in foil all you want, Bigelow, but when your peppermint can’t even match the taste of Celestial Seasonings it just makes me judge you more

kind of have been feeling the urge to play pokémon tcg

goldeen goldeen 

goldeen goldeen

my girlfriend is mid on these black sugar dried plum candies but i think they’re great

would you fuck Team GO Rocket Admin Arlo

open as in “i’m not an intellectual property landlord”; free as in “you can’t sue me”

our yoghurt keeps trying to teach us french and it’s not making me judge the language any less

i’m not saying i think people are doing literal turn-based pokémon battling but i think moves do have powers and effects and correctly understanding the powers and effects of moves is the key to victory

not telling pikachu to aim its iron tail at the ground

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