Lady in Love @Lady@cat.family

one time nintendo shipped me something via UPS and it just sat in new jersey for three days until a guy could take it down to the post office and mail it the rest of the way

i’m assuming, from the tracking information

stop shipping things thru UPS they just hand it off to USPS at the end of the route anyway challenge level: impossible

when they use Boss’s Orders after you’ve already revealed you have an ACE SPEC Prime Catcher 😵‍💫

wrap it in foil all you want, Bigelow, but when your peppermint can’t even match the taste of Celestial Seasonings it just makes me judge you more

sorry to whoever got kinkshamed by this

maybe this is just an autumnal thing for me

kind of have been feeling the urge to play pokémon tcg

Looks
Good
To
Bitches

Let’s
Go
To
Brunch

goldeen goldeen

pumpkin cakes ☺️

my girlfriend is mid on these black sugar dried plum candies but i think they’re great

would you fuck Team GO Rocket Admin Arlo

open as in “i’m not an intellectual property landlord”; free as in “you can’t sue me”

our yoghurt keeps trying to teach us french and it’s not making me judge the language any less

i’m not saying i think people are doing literal turn-based pokémon battling but i think moves do have powers and effects and correctly understanding the powers and effects of moves is the key to victory

not telling pikachu to aim its iron tail at the ground

anime-style battling is fun and all but i don’t think i could ever write it seriously

when u kiss gf and lips are warm but face is cold

it’s fall baybee

teaching my girlfriend about drop dumplings

{Nintendo Of America} Is Not {Nintendo} Is Not {The Pokémon Company International} Is Not {The Pokémon Company} Is Not {Game Freak}