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how do you know what zeus looks like? did he fuck you too?

that’s like nintendo saying “choose your side! samus or the space pirates”

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why did star wars decide that people should be allowed to choose between jedi and sith

me: come watch the lesbian ghibli movie

@aescling: okay

[30 minutes pass]

@aescling: wow so first off i was not expecting it to be this lesbian

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Samus is a badass, I mean she is canonically that’s not something I changed

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pokémon just can’t stop making hatsune miku music videos

i’m pretty sure i masturbated to a Mii i made in the Nintendo 3DS Mii Maker at least once

the switch was cool but nobody in 2024 owns a television just give me a dsii that can play 3D crpgs

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(it has been confirmed it will be announced within the next fiscal year)

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new nintendo console better have 2 screens

my girlfriend is trying to snuggle me… but she’s asleep…

i’m talking condensed, weighty serifs, maybe leaning didone, as a treat; ample margins with rules; crosses as a visual ornament; faded pastels reminiscent of highlighter or cardstock; decorative bolds and italics; grid-based and columnar design

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feel perverse satisfaction in the fact that the actually kind of cool 2020s aesthetic will never get broadly implemented, because every industry has fired their designers and is lead by people with no design sense, and new startups (which would normally be leading the way) are all struggling under the massive weight of existing monopolies, and in all rare cases where the above two points do not hold, ai has taken root and regurgitated something which probably looked cool in about 2008 or so

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