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been a hot minute since i listened to SPECTRA by CHIPZEL

horror story 

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the thing about javascript 

it’s really just syntactic sugar for a very different (and better) language than you’re probably imagining

tragic 

i forgot to pour my tea 😭

re: U·S Trans Survey, subtoot 

according to the U·S Trans Survey, ⁜i⁜ live in the South

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U·S Trans Survey, subtoot 

why are there people on the timeline mischaracterizing the results

when the summary is all “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” and the tags are like 

penis in vagina sex, kissing, somebody fucks a pokémon

pokémon evolution; new avatar 

i know Dusk Form Lycanroc is the sexy option because it was originally an event exclusive, but Midday Form is too kind and obedient for me (and the LAST thing i’m doing at noon is evolving)

also dusk form is the futch option

also i am sexy

online identity 

me yesterday: i wonder if someday there will be enough people on mastodon i care about networking with that i will create a professional account

me today: i wonder if my ironic invocation of English nobility doesn’t land hard enough anymore and i need to change my username to Queen

re: online identities 

i extremely do not want to do this ftr

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re: online identities 

if i really wanted to split the two i would probably just have to transfer those posts back to my $workname website instead of hosting them at u2764.com and probably scrub them of some other information as well

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re: online identities 

i don’t think i can ever fully separate out the work i did on mastodon or glitch‐soc from my current worksona, unfortunately

the problem is that all the WRITING i did about mastodon is rather closely linked to my not‐very‐worksona, and like, i linked to specific commit hashes so

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re: online identities 

pretty much all of my contributions to things prior to 2022 were made using an old no-reply email tied to my username so if i changed it that would basically sever that link

wonder what username i contributed to mastodon under

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online identities 

maybe i should change my github username

re: prrgrrmmng 

this code doesn’t appear to quite work so i’ll be fixing it and re‐pushing those tags after work today

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re: browser engines 

; { const sum = (() => {"use strict"; return (x,i=0) => x === 0 ? i+x : sum(x-1,i+x)})(); sum(5000000) }

Works On My Machine

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browser engines 

webkit is still the only one which lets you do proper functional programming, huh

tech culture 

heaven forbid one of those implementations be open source because then it will within a year be held together by the struggling efforts of an unrecognized generally good queer weirdo despite the fact that the original code was written by a friend of a literal nazi, and then it becomes impossible to tell whether supporting it is good or not

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tech culture 

“i’m so genius i made a thing which thousands of people use” no, you’re trash and your thing is trash, you’re just popular

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A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.