Lady @Lady@cat.family

meta posts by actual fan human beings, on the other hand, are too ephemeral

apparently computer algorithms now count as fans and their creative output is important to preserve

zelda is making fun of link for kissing a boy and i think this is homophobia??

« Link scooted forward in his seat, still snickering as he looked at her with curious amusement. “So [the Goron] was a boy? How can you tell?” » BECAUSE THEY’RE ALL BOYS, LINK

this is strong alcohol being served in tiny glasses so per serving it is definitely cheaper

in breath of the wild a bottle of fresh milk is 12 rupees so this bottle of alcohol is 10 milks in price

not gallons, to be clear. 10 single-serving bottles of milk

« “Hundred and twenty rupees.” » cute but you know this is like a dollar right

oh no it turns out the working class is evil after all

« Oh, if the court could see her now… such casual fraternization with the working class. Ha! »

this sequence of zelda sneaking around is nice but it would be nicer if she was dressed up like a sheikah boy

if you're going to have zelda dress up as a commoner why not have it be a boy commoner named sheik

interesting choice to have zelda choose to go out in a dress when we have canon clearly indicating she prefers pants

« His voice had risen several octaves » i think they mean decibels

well the REST of their writing is still pretty rough i think

this is the revised version of (8), which i didn't read because i knew this was coming

hopefully the blowjob isn't terrible; that would be embarrassing

“but @Satsuma, organizing is the Problem Of Our Time!!”

Gifted usually just raps bravado but it’s always nice when he goes “fuck this whack shit” lmao

i think Gifted Youngstaz might actually have the better verse on “Affirmative”

i love how all the “zonai barbarian link” fanfic authors just got their arses handed to them lmao

THE HYLIANS WERE SUPPOSED TO FUCK THE BIRD PEOPLE BUT I CAN’T COMPLAIN ABOUT THE GOATS