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zelda is making fun of link for kissing a boy and i think this is homophobia??

« Link scooted forward in his seat, still snickering as he looked at her with curious amusement. “So [the Goron] was a boy? How can you tell?” » BECAUSE THEY’RE ALL BOYS, LINK

this is strong alcohol being served in tiny glasses so per serving it is definitely cheaper

in breath of the wild a bottle of fresh milk is 12 rupees so this bottle of alcohol is 10 milks in price

not gallons, to be clear. 10 single-serving bottles of milk

« “Hundred and twenty rupees.” » cute but you know this is like a dollar right

oh no it turns out the working class is evil after all

« Oh, if the court could see her now… such casual fraternization with the working class. Ha! »

this sequence of zelda sneaking around is nice but it would be nicer if she was dressed up like a sheikah boy

if you're going to have zelda dress up as a commoner why not have it be a boy commoner named sheik

interesting choice to have zelda choose to go out in a dress when we have canon clearly indicating she prefers pants

« His voice had risen several octaves » i think they mean decibels

well the REST of their writing is still pretty rough i think

this is the revised version of (8), which i didn't read because i knew this was coming

hopefully the blowjob isn't terrible; that would be embarrassing

“but @Satsuma, organizing is the Problem Of Our Time!!”

Gifted usually just raps bravado but it’s always nice when he goes “fuck this whack shit” lmao

i think Gifted Youngstaz might actually have the better verse on “Affirmative”

i love how all the “zonai barbarian link” fanfic authors just got their arses handed to them lmao

THE HYLIANS WERE SUPPOSED TO FUCK THE BIRD PEOPLE BUT I CAN’T COMPLAIN ABOUT THE GOATS

is actually really vindicating a lot of my fantheories lmao

- the rito