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- Delinquent (BREAKpoint 98a) by Megumi Mizutani
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- Pokémon 4Koma Plaza: 2017.04.24 “Mudbray’s Morning” by Takahiro Yamashita
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Administrator / Public Relations for GlitchCat. Not actually glitchy, nor a cat. I wrote the rules for this instance.
“Constitutionally incapable of not going hard” — @aescling
“Fedi Cassandra” – @Satsuma
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THINGS. YOU CAN JUST @ ME.
I work for a library but I post about Zelda fanfiction.
Joined Sep 2021
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
interesting choice to have zelda choose to go out in a dress when we have canon clearly indicating she prefers pants
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
« His voice had risen several octaves » i think they mean decibels
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
well the REST of their writing is still pretty rough i think
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
this is the revised version of (8), which i didn't read because i knew this was coming
hopefully the blowjob isn't terrible; that would be embarrassing
today’s late-night conversation topic
“but @Satsuma, organizing is the Problem Of Our Time!!”
TRUE||FORM
Gifted usually just raps bravado but it’s always nice when he goes “fuck this whack shit” lmao
TRUE||FORM
i think Gifted Youngstaz might actually have the better verse on “Affirmative”
totk but not really
i love how all the “zonai barbarian link” fanfic authors just got their arses handed to them lmao
totk shouting
THE HYLIANS WERE SUPPOSED TO FUCK THE BIRD PEOPLE BUT I CAN’T COMPLAIN ABOUT THE GOATS
zelda lore post-totk
is actually really vindicating a lot of my fantheories lmao
list of zelda peoples who never lived in the sky despite being bird people
- the rito
list of zelda peoples who lived in the sky, as of totk
- the golden goddesses (ocarina of time)
- the minish (minish cap)
- the wind tribe (minish cap)
- the oocca (twilight princess)
- the lokomo(?) (spirit tracks)
- hylians (skyward sword)
- the zonai (tears of the kingdom)
Lady of the Land
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The first episode of our local news program, new ellijay news is out.
https://vod.newellijay.tv/videos/watch/c9e6ce28-2d49-422f-b9fb-ed010f1b529f
(Episode is a strong word. It's 10 minutes long.)
This was a proof of concept for us, to verify that we could produce something on a tight turnaround. It's not perfect. It was not well planned ahead of time. I was *barely* involved.
But this proves to me that we can, with a little effort, get a weekly news program done without breaking our backs, and have it be fine.
not totk
this isn't a new thing we’ve been in love for a couple months actually that’s kind of the occasion
not totk
everybody ELSE is celebrating zelda tears to the kingdom but I am celebrating BEING IN LOVE with my
SIGNIFICANT OTHER @Satsuma
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (20)
2/10 blowjob i think, the writing was just kind of not really hot at all?
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (20)
this makes more sense in context but i promise it reads better out of it
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (20)
« "When I cum, I feel like that's my time to show how grateful I am for how good you make me feel, and that's an ability I wouldn't dream of giving up." » the ability to cum
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (20)
this is another orphaned Link/Tetra fic which makes me think it might be the same author as (15), who may or may not be related to the author of (13), (14), and (16)
my expectations are extremely low
tears of the kingdom
i’m sure Ao3 is not going to disambiguate Rauru (Ocarina of Time) from Rauru (Tears of the Kingdom) which is hilarious
- Header
- Delinquent (BREAKpoint 98a) by Megumi Mizutani
- Avatar
- Pokémon 4Koma Plaza: 2017.04.24 “Mudbray’s Morning” by Takahiro Yamashita
Owner
Administrator / Public Relations for GlitchCat. Not actually glitchy, nor a cat. I wrote the rules for this instance.
“Constitutionally incapable of not going hard” — @aescling
“Fedi Cassandra” – @Satsuma
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THINGS. YOU CAN JUST @ ME.
I work for a library but I post about Zelda fanfiction.
Joined Sep 2021
