Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

without starting with the phrase “ok, so, like, you know Princess Zelda?”

you can only make this post once in any relationship and i’m not going to miss my opportunity

one week

lmao

🐕 DOGS

sure sex is good but have you tried spending six hours on the phone

• feeling fortunate
• worrying that i am fucking something up

the next youtube video i pester @aescling to watch for like a month until it finally does

https://youtu.be/sM_R88Xu8eI

honestly there's an argument that we should have changed the favicon to the way things are going these days

but i can blame being gay 💕

“i ain’t reading that”

do i boost the one i already made or do i make a new one every time

for being distracted and gay

quitter is down if you were wondering

o·g mastos cursed with the useless knowledge of what this post means

imagine thinking this is a cutesy euphemism for Twitter under the ownership of Elon Musk and not an entirely separate social media network running StatusNet/OStatus which was founded over a decade ago*

* okay in fairness this one was spelled “Quitter”

❤️

some nerd is trying to flame my old bad young samus smut and doing a terrible job of it and it's only making me want to write new bad young samus smut

he never found him

which would you rather do?

(assume m, n, w, z are integers and all fractions are fully reduced)