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is miltank the only pokémon with tits or are there others

it’s because it contained invalid unicode

my computer simply will not let me copy this text

« Ash and Goh are my best friends » awkward

how old were you when you first realized that “innocent” was a euphemism for “not traumatized”

has this one been done yet

twitter? more like bitter

babe are you a switch cos i’m tired of playing and want to put you in sleep mode

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« What else could a teenager want?

Well, as it turns out, this teenager wanted to be a pokémon trainer. » mood

so how did “all these twitter engineers are joining the fediverse—surely we will see a revolution in new technologies and applications” turn out

and then pours another

kind of girl who downs her teacup like a shot

i don't know who needs to see this but it's probably you https://youtu.be/bm0nLJuRNbw

anybody really versed on the history of plastics able to reconstruct the probable dates of introduction for the various pokéballs

i would’ve just kept the ones less than 1000 three digits but

i guess pokédex numbers are now canonically four digits long

“this is a research project in its early stages—there are many questions which we will need to answer. we will assume that the answer to all of these questions is “yes”.”

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it also bothers me when people are wrong about the underlying factors but at least then they are having wrong opinions about the right things