Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

someones.computer is also available if you don't want to show kanto bias

bills.computer is available if anybody wants to start up another pokémon-themed mastodon instance

“also if you stop by SOMEONE’s house it turns out they’re really nice and a huge dork and they’ll give you an Eevee”

“in the cloud just means SOMEONE’s PC”

also i say nobody has written about this but actually Makomaragi on AO3 gets it: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Makomaragi

if you're curious, the known relationships are:

• the player’s mom is “old friends” with Professor Juniper
• Professor Juniper is a college friend of Dr Fennel
• Dr Fennel is a college friend of Professor Burnet
• Amanita is either Dr Fennel’s younger sister or lover
• Amanita is also “old friends” with Bill in Johto

*pokémon black 2 and white 2

pokémon black has like five different people who all canonically knew each other in college and it's like the marauders only they’re all milfs or cat ladies in the present day

(the answer is because nobody else has, for some reason)

why do i want to write about lesbian Gen Xers in pokémon graduate school in the 90s

ugh help i came up with more story ideas

« I think I'll have a little ice cream to cool my head... Ice cream... That ice-cream cone Fennel brought was sure delicious. » this is clearly a prompt

pokémon fans have zero imagination

i can’t believe there is not a single Professor Burnet / Fennel fanfiction

this is a question about professor juniper

do cat moms count as milfs

the pokémon is older

you CAN

a) play pokémon in an emulated version of games released prior to the publication of ECMAScript 1.0, and

b) transfer those pokémon into a game released in 2022 and use them like any other mon