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wow the people on tv just have terrible takes

people spending time here costs everyone money; please spend as little time here as possible

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ah, i see “we should be doing more to encourage people to spend time here” is once again in vogue

allow me to counter with my argument: we shouldn’t

covid monitoring 

the WA state COVID data dashboard FINALLY added wastewater monitoring doh.wa.gov/emergencies/covid-1

am i doing my math wrong or have i identified as trans for nine years

« “B-because you’re transforming into a dragon pokemon!”

She smiles widely. “And isn’t that AWESOME? »

is this position good or bad for my back; it is too arcane for there to be peer‐reviewed guidance on this

you ever see someone in one of your timelines and realize that you are actually mutuals

i was waiting for my tea to cool but now i'm waiting for a cat to vacate my lap

@Satsuma i got a new electric kettle and it does the thing

if you wanted my mastodon expertise you could have @'d me at any time in the past four years

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you ever just type a helpful reply and then delete it

this person just used the term “fansites” to mean onlyfans and 😔

the downside to silencing is that being notified when a popular person boosts your post is a good thing and i really wish those notifications weren't muted

maybe we should fix this

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if you have been averaging one new follower a day for over 100 days i don't relate to you

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📟🐱 GlitchCat

A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.