Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

“trans in a way which is annoying rather than fulfilling”

also it's exhausting always being the weed

this isn’t entirely true but the new growth (including this mastodon instance) has felt more like a stubborn weed pushing up through the asphalt than anything

which is definitely a form of new life, and a necessary one, but it doesn’t make it any less depressing to see the gardens shrivel and decay

“it feels like things keep dying but nothing new has grown for years”

i need a way to organize my reading list i think

YOU CAN’T JUST ANIMATE ALL PRINCESS CHARACTERS THE SAME WAY

PRINCESSES ARE NON-FUNGIBLE

i watched the mario movie trailer and i cannot stress how much they did not get this character right

they animated her like daisy

wait what the fuck did they do to princess peach

this paragraph could have been a footnote

i’m okay with AI depriving that guy specifically of his job

remember when that one author who definitely has not made any meaningful or substantial contributions to the English canon put a list of Zelda ingredients in his historical fiction novel

just call it Zelda I’s Birthday if you must call it something

why on earth would Hylia’s Day be celebrated in the dead of winter; it’s clearly more akin to Easter

pet peeves: Zelda fans who write Christmas AUs but call it Hylia’s Day

sorry nerds, spiderman is Most Videogame, Super Hexagon is least

wait what shitty romcom was that scene in oh wait that's a scene from a fanfic

the bad jokes just aren’t worth it kids