Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

« Despite what you may think we do NOT worship satan that's a common misconception and to the christians on this site I apologize for offending you in any manner »

this author likes 3 Doors Down and Train but also likes Corinne Bailey Rae and Evanescence so it’s impossible to say if they’re cool or not

in case you were wondering this was not one of the Mai/Irida fanfictions this was a different one

in pokémon you only capture god

sorry nerds, ‘linguist’ means ‘one skilled at using their lingua’ now

« ‘Holy Arceus! She's a natural linguist!’ I thought while being assaulted by waves of pleasure. »

« I mentally thank the number of Yuri fanfictions and various videos that I watched in secret and soon that yelp turned into light moans as new sensations course through her. » this is not how it works

« "Then we should take this to my bedroom." I spoke.

(Lemon Alert! The following is sex between two women. If you are offended by this you can either skip to the end or hit the previous button.)

Soon the two of us were naked, »

« LBTQ+ » sorry gays

« Don't get me wrong, he's a nice guy and all but not only do I see him as an annoying younger brother but I'm not into boys." I replied.

"What do you mean?" Irida says.

"What I mean is that I'm not into boys." I spoke. »

« She spoke sadly with a few tears falling from her face from her harsh decision.

I wiped the tears from her face "I apologize for bringing up bad memories."

She sniffed "No, it's not your fault. The ones that refused peace are the ones at fault." »

3 WORKS??!?!!?!

how to tell nobody bothered beating #Pokémon Legends: Arceus

https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Kai%20%7C%20Irida*s*Yone%20%7C%20Mai/works

bring back source code editing, not just source code overriding

i feel like programming these days is made significantly more boring by workflows being “add this line to your package.json” and not “download this folder and fuck around”

also i don’t know you

i get that you’re trying to manifest a personal moment of enlightenment here but maybe consider that that is not what the entire rest of the song is about, and shoving it into the last 30 seconds does not actually strengthen the piece as a whole

like “i hate myself, i want to party” is a mostly great song but the ending is so unneccessary. dude, you don’t have to explicitly say that you don’t want to live like that, the song is titled “i hate myself, i want to party”. we get it

remember when pokémon released a game where you can just feed a dragon sandwiches