Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

in the vein of Daughter and London Grammar

i wasn’t sure about this one the first time i heard it but yeah no it’s good https://musicbrainz.org/release/a7bb7b09-6abf-40e7-a6df-31534a2752ee

not a pretty girl

in fact, i hear there’s this handy trick called “reproducibility” which is all the rage

“zoinks! sonic the hedgehog blew up my lab! now all of my achievements are gone forever!” ← not how it works

you know science is not entirely a material culture, right

like, they write papers

this is not exactly true, some of it is only DEPICTING gay men

oh right, the reason i don't like male nsfw art is because it’s all targeting gay men

associating a guppe group called “lesbian” with #NSFW content?? on MY fediverse?!

i’ve been spending my day trying to teach an XSLT how to produce Atom so the little endorphin boosts have been appreciated

According to all known laws of society, there is no way a meme like John Mastodon should be able to federate. Its referent is too niche for the necessary momentum to get off the ground. #JohnMastodon, of course, federates anyway, because John Mastodon doesn’t care what humans think is impossible.

this website is doomed; i can’t figure out how to follow my good friend John Mastodon

ah yes, the founders of Communism

Karl Marx
Friedrich Engels
John Mastodon

my downloads folder is full of blobcat and dragn emojos

The people therefore that was with him saw, he who was once declared crumbled, was now raised from the dead, and across their many communities they posted this status and rejoiced.

12:17, The Book of John [Mastodon]

NYT why you publish this article don’t you find it embarrassing

but here in New York City, white boys run around making sure people pay $16 on their toll exits

driving to and from pullman, oncoming cars have a tendency to flash their lights at you to signal there's a cop lying in wait up ahead and that's just solidarity