Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

According to all known laws of society, there is no way a meme like John Mastodon should be able to federate. Its referent is too niche for the necessary momentum to get off the ground. #JohnMastodon, of course, federates anyway, because John Mastodon doesn’t care what humans think is impossible.

this website is doomed; i can’t figure out how to follow my good friend John Mastodon

ah yes, the founders of Communism

Karl Marx
Friedrich Engels
John Mastodon

my downloads folder is full of blobcat and dragn emojos

The people therefore that was with him saw, he who was once declared crumbled, was now raised from the dead, and across their many communities they posted this status and rejoiced.

12:17, The Book of John [Mastodon]

NYT why you publish this article don’t you find it embarrassing

but here in New York City, white boys run around making sure people pay $16 on their toll exits

driving to and from pullman, oncoming cars have a tendency to flash their lights at you to signal there's a cop lying in wait up ahead and that's just solidarity

« To avoid detection by speed and red-light cameras, as well as bridge and tunnel tolls that can reach $16 for a car, scofflaw drivers cover plates with camera-proof screens and sprays, as well as stickers, tape and other objects. They scrape off letters and use temporary paper tags and even retractor mechanisms.

But as this tampering has proliferated, a hardy band of vigilante inspectors like Mr. Kuntzman has sprung into action, hunting for defaced plates to un-deface and posting their exploits online to raise awareness and urge more enforcement. » imagine being this much of a cop

gen xers: there is a thin slice of a few years of millennials out there who heard you and one day will carry the torch

honestly the weirdest part of growing up in the 00s and early 10s was learning that the remix culture and anarchist sensibilities i learned on the internet were actually not widely-held beliefs but incredibly punk

okay but like who DOES want to build a feministpunk tech organizing space with me lol

if you are wondering who specifically on the federated timeline i am subtooting, don't worry, it's lots of folks

does this person bother me? yes

does this person bother me enough to where i want to strike up a conversation with someone here about why they follow them? no

probably fine then

a CW of “Mets Game” is “unnecessary” but a hashtag of “#SoGladIGotToTheGameEarlyBecauseThisPlaceIsAMess” is “fine”

pick your poison

1) babe, you say that to everyone

2) babe, we’ve been married for five years

it doesn't work right with gays

now we see why DoA has been running this straight ship so much lately: the “i love you” plotline