Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

i wholeheartedly support amateur porn [by which i mean actual indie porn made for the love of it, not like, commercial porn which is lofi] but i gotta say i hate the way it is promoted

just brushed my #teeth with some good olfashioned #awoohpaste

the first rule of awooing is never reply, always subtoot #awoo

I'm really bad at establishing boundaries, will we make good friends?? We will not make good friends! Getting emotionally close to someone when you can't establish good boundaries for yourself or others is a recipe for disaster!

that’s not even what women look like

look, i love female nudity as much as the rest of them, but don’t you ever get bored? don’t you ever just want to go ape shitt

REMEMBER WHEN SHARING LEWD THOUGHTS WAS THE EASIEST WAY TO GAIN #FOLLOWER ON THIS WEBSITE (is this still true)

fuck there is no way to manually page to a certain part of somebody’s timeline through URL manipulation in Mastodon 4.0

apparently in 2016 i was actually really into plants

most people are going to answer no to this but i bet there are some people on this website who will answer “oh god yes”

remember that one yuri manga about the tentacle plant lady that totally noncon aphrodesiaced a girl into aheago which mastodon was really obsessed with that one day

and #vore

some mastodon users are still really into hypnosis btw

THAT’S MY BAR FOR “NORMAL”

i mentioned this in a reply to someone earlier but the reason why mastodon has CWs is because in 2016/early 2017 some users were REALLY into hypnosis

i didn’t see anything bad just BORING