Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

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#FediTips

thank god the pokémon is over 18

if your fandom can’t imagine two girls falling in love it’s a bad fandom

look i complain about legends arceus fandom a fair bit but given that F/F comes in dead last at 101 fics out of 3002 honestly it’s not enough

“it was the wigs that made me want to be one”

i should write about hair more in my smut fics, new challenge

IT WOULD BE WAY HOTTER IF YOU ANIMATED THEIR HAIR

i already know what mutual mastubation looks like thanks i don’t care about that animate their fucking hair

oh my god i’m sorry i can’t take your #lesbian #gay #animated #porn #gif seriously when their faces are just frozen like zombies and the only thing you animated is their hand

who ARE these people

how are there this many new users and none of them are posting pokémon porn

if you don’t post about #cats you are invisible to me

keeping track of the current wave of new users by the trend graph of the #cats hashtag

they’re real champs

i would like to thank my coworkers, who hired me for my current job on the strength of my history working in federated social media, for not saying a fucking word to me today about this place

feeling really 🪫 today

which is more terrifying

anyway ESC is recommending a redesign

also how dare they make the family with two cats lesbians; this is stereotyping