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i considered saving $7 and getting a book on the Kobo but it is worth $7 to be able to easily bookmark and flip back and forth between pages lol

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i can’t fucking read an academic text on a computer

this is my advice to young people: when you get older, you will regret how much bullshitting you are doing right now. don't make a career out of it.

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“i was supremely successful at a young age so i built a highly lucrative business around my personal identity and now i'm having a crisis because i’m coming to terms with the fact that i was just bullshitting the entire time and am a massive fraud!!”

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this NYT piece is the bourgeois·est fucking article imaginable btw

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honestly it’s very He Is We that after listening to maybe a handful of these songs maybe a handful of times a year ago that they sound extremely familiar lol

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this first song sounds familiar but i’m wondering if the full album wasn’t out when i first heard it

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did i know that He Is We released a new album in 2022??

straight girls don't want to date men they want to date the Son of God

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this actually makes ZeLink fanfiction make considerably more sense

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“oh, I’m not actually writing Link, I’m writing Jesus”

drakloak is way cuter in the anime than i expected

really from the names you would think it's the opposite

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heartless have hearts but no body
nobodies have bodies but no hearts

do you ever think about how the paired pokémon versions are basically like “AU where different animals went extinct”

girls be like

“i just want to be a cute harmless little animal online

with DEADLY APPENDAGES”

« “It’s so weird that he runs an ad attacking China, and people say, ‘You sound like Trump.’ Tim’s been attacking China for decades! Trump co-opted it from us and we need to take it back, because Trump is a complete fraud on this.” » weird flex but ok

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