Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

new york times advocates the destruction of property in latest op-ed about the climate crisis

humans actually developed most of the organs for speech for sex reasons

Président Butter

« Mr. Berlusconi named a bed after Mr. Putin, gave Mr. Putin bedsheets featuring the two leaders shaking hands » what

« Some scholars, such as Elizabeth Toth, claim this is partially the result of women taking technician roles instead of managerial roles… »

and later in the same wikipedia article

« This means that the least technical jobs (pink-collar) jobs are associated with women. »

love to be educated through my peers if you know what i mean

« However, not all of a woman's education was done in the classroom. Women were also educated through their peers through "dating". »

« And then, as the room went black, I was suddenly hyperaware that Edward was sitting less than an inch from me. I was stunned by the unexpected electricity that flowed through me, amazed that it was possible to be MORE aware of him than I already was. A crazy impulse to reach over and touch him, to stroke his perfect face just once in the darkness, nearly overwhelmed me. I crossed my arms tightly across my chect, my hands balling into fists. I was losing my mind. […] The hour seemed very long. I couldn’t concentrate on the movie—I didn’t even know what subject it was on. I tried unsuccessfully to relax, but the electric current that seemed to be originating from somewhere in his body never slackened. Occasionally I would permit myself a quick glance in his direction, but he never seemed to relax, either. The overpowering craving to touch him also refused to fade, and I crushed my fists safely against my ribs until my fingers were aching with the effort. »

god i forgot that chapter 11 of twilight begins with two pages of bella fantasizing about fucking edward in the darkness of her science classroom as her teacher showed them a movie

i actually quite liked the third twilight book precisely because its plot is much less memorable

i know what happens in the first twilight book and the second twilight book and the fourth twilight book but i have no idea what happens in the third

what happens in the third twilight book

no evening routine

not having a girlfriend has made me much worse at keeping up on my webcomics

i’m a bit worried that this system might be self-reinforcing in less-than ideal ways

“republicans are good at politics but bad at bureaucracy. democrats are good at bureaucracy but bad at politics. thankfully, we have a very bureaucratic government”

why doesn't anyone in gen vi wonder trade their own fucking pokémon

« Is bookmaking (sports book) legal in Washington?

No. "Bookmaking" means accepting bets upon the outcome of future contingent events, as a business or in which the bettor is charged a fee or "vigorish" for the opportunity to place a bet. This is illegal and would be considered professional gambling. Professional gambling statutes range from first degree (class B felony) to third degree (gross misdemeanor) depending on several factors, including the amount of money and persons involved. »

« Washington’s sports wagering law and approved tribal-state compact amendments allow for mobile sports wagering provided that the wager is placed and accepted at a tribe's gaming facility only while the customer placing the wager is physically present on the premises of that tribe's gaming facility. »

twitter why are you showing me ads for sports betting platforms; sports betting is illegal in washington state