Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

do you think anyone at the NYTimes actually reads David Brooks op-eds or do you think they just publish them

some of these you can make reasonable guesses for but goodra?? lilligant?? why??

timeline of when every pokémon in legends arceus not in bdsp went extinct

« The city is also notable for its old guys. »

ah yes, i find myself a lass in need of refreshment; time to go drink some ¿¿¿straight vodka??!

« The daytime levels are like good vodka. On its own, a refreshing beverage. »

some things are easier to say in English

here i am… once again…

« In the fall of 1979, a woman entered Classics Bookstore intending to purchase The Joy of Cooking and mistakenly picked up The Joy of Gay Sex. »

if a new game came out today which tried to portray the 90s or 00s it would do it as a bit or aesthetic (see: Murder by Numbers [still a good game]) but pokémon remakes are remakes of how the 90s and 00s portrayed themselves

despite the joking tone i do think continuing to re·encode images of the past is a meaningful and worthwhile pursuit, and there isn’t a whole lot of it in New Media outside of pokémon video game remakes

how will children understand the desire to get a television interview in a time before streamers and youtube if they never play gen iii or iv

if they don't do another remake of gen ii then how will kids learn what the radio is

do the periods line up with the in-universe chronology? absolutely not

i'm okay with pokémon game remakes primarily because each one is a period piece

nintendo doesn't want me to name my slakoth “tired dyke” but i do what i want

i should probably be a good little dyke and come out 😩

i’m pretty sure this was a harsh on sedgwick lol

read a thing yesterday which was like “treating F/F and M/M as equally queer just allows these dang fujoshi theorists and their boys love queerdom to dominate the scene” only the 80’s and 90’s lesbian and gay theorist version