Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

did you know that the ancient culture which once inhabited hyrule was called “the belts”

that is not a sword that is a metal stick

kids these days love "cursed" content, but whose name has been cursed more frequently than our lord and saviour jesus christ

#Ao3TagOfTheDay: he has multiple love interests but its not weird i promise its normal and healthy

have fun figuring out which of those is which, because (a) yes, that list is in order, and (b) no, that sure ain't the mainstream canonical timeline

anyway my zeldas so far are

Prote
Deutera
§Trite
Tetra
*Pempte/Zoë
Phasma
*Euthenia
Petra
*Dynamis
Ayella
Skia
Sophia
Graphe
Kairie
*†Daphne
Aurora
**Bellatrix
*Columba
Flora
Radia

* not directly seen in games (may be mentioned)
** not considered canonical by mainstream sources (this is Hyrule Warriors Zelda)
† died before taking the throne
§ mainstream sources unify this with a different zelda

the Zelda that I call Aurora is the Twilight Princess Zelda which could be neither of those two, idk

one of them is named Aurora which i'm pretty sure is a reference to Princess Aurora which is Disney's name for Sleeping Beauty so that's Zelda I of Zelda II fame

another one is named Dawn and i would just like to be clear that is the same fucking name

i don't know the names of the linked universe zeldas but i'm pretty sure i disagree with them

“stable grammatical system” is a synonym for “dead”

« Language was one thing that *did* change over time, and the Hylian tongue had had centuries to evolve. Since it had already been well-developed in the time of Zelda the First, with a stable grammatical system and standardized spelling, what people spoke in this new era was not totally incomprehensible to her » that's not how language works

#Ao3TagOfTheDay: sorry for all the pluperfect

nothing says bonding over your dead sister like orgasm

the title: “Grieving Together”

the description: « Prince Sidon of the Zoras takes care of the hero, Link, and they bond over their shared loss »

the tags: Non-Human Genitalia, Prince Sidon Has Two Penises, Cloaca, Natural Lubrication, Orgasm

why would you use mathematical letters when <em> is right there

i was going to do some writing today but instead i got distracted by swift being wrong about dates

always check the citations lol

zelda wiki be like, hyrule warriors isn’t canon but this one fucking zelda guidebook, that is

regrettably