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« The girl jokingly said, "If he lops off his extra finger, he can take me home with him."

The marriage broker then informed Sun.

Sun replied, "That's not tough at all." Once the broker left, Sun used an axe to cut off his extra finger, the severe pain of it penetrating to the heart of him, and so much blood poured out that he was on the verge of dying. »

tfw u still haven’t finished market commons 2

it’s 2022 and seahawks fans still be putting the old logo on everything

my opinion is that we don't need to bring back the web of old, we just need to bring back the web

your phone may be waterproof, but hot tea is still bad for the battery

do not dunk

extension to mastodon which lets you include 88x15 buttons in your profile

most instances on the fediverse are racist but with a responsible moderation team you can get better

« Zelda HATES not knowing everything.
And if there's one thing she knows nothing about, it's human reproduction. » well this sounds like a recipe for disaster

anybody want to write a bunch of gay encyclopedia entries about programming topics for me

did they just play brambles as a backing track on national public radio

« Someone there revealed that to deal with such spirits, if one could learn the ghost's family name and then beg the family for some of the ghost's former undergarments, the clothing could be boiled and the result could be drunk as an antidote. » buddy,

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📟🐱 GlitchCat

A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.